The Pat Jackman's Big Fat Quiz Missing Round...

Who's the bigger fool, the fool that writes one round too many for his "Pat Jackman's (a) Big Fat Fool Table Quiz" or the fool who... er..

Well, anyway, here is the "mysterious" missing round for your delectation and delight. And in the unlikely event that anyone is interested, I might even post the answers.

Bear in mind that's these questions were for April Fools Day, my questions are usually for more sensible (coughs).


Pat Jackman's Big Fat Impossible Quiz Round


1) What do you call a wingless fly?

2) My dog’s got no nose. How does it smell?

3) Which word contains all the letters of the roman numeral for 951; Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, Hepatitis?

4) Which city is located in a country that does NOT border a country with a coastline on the Mediterranean Seal; Berlin, Vienna. Lisbon, Warsaw?

5) A man built a house with four sides of rectangular construction, each side having a southern aspect. The man was attacked by a bear. What colour was the bear?

6) If you had only one match and entered an extremely, cold and dark room, where there was an oil lamp, and oil heater and a candle, what would you light first?

7) There is a common misconception that the animals went onto the ark in pairs. How many of each animal did Moses actually take into the Ark?

8) Which of these place names doesn't exist; Germansweek, Bitchfield, Arsefacey, Blubberhouses, Brown Willy, Budd's Titson, Twatt?

9) Computer specialists refer to ID ten T mistakes, but what sort of person makes them?

10) What is the difference between a mentally deranged rabbit and counterfeit banknotes?


It was a shit round anyway...